A name can start everything wonderful and...oh well..funny.and i mean FUCKING FUNNY.

Tok Kadi: Saya nikahkan awak, BELON BAYANG dengan PELANGI MALAM dengan mas kahwin 1000 bintang,Segumpal awan dan setiup angin.

Tok Kadi: Sah? Sah?

Idiots: Sah..Sah..

HAHA.Sial ar.

BELON BAYANG
history:Tat person's name was founded by Aizan while doing his unclaim mails at work.And eversince the recovery,BELON BAYANG has always been the heat of laughter.Anytime,Anywhere to Anyone.

PELANGI MALAM
history:dah nak kenakan dgn story.So I made up that name.haha.Kirakan unique mcm laki BELON dia lah.

1000 bintang = the metaphor for $1000(nie pun nak kene kan dgn story mepek kat atas tu)

Segumpal awan = the metaphor of alas katil.(nak kene kan dgn story jugak)

Setiup angin= dulang hantaran kipas.

HAHAHa.Merepek kerepek smells like teen pepek siak.
I love joke collaborations with NOra Nasi goreng Hangus,susu lemak manis,santan kelapa muda.

Stop it lah !!! im still laughing at the joke!!

k k.. one more more.

Secretary of NTUC INCOME: Cik,mari saya kenalkan,ENCIK BELON BAYANG, setiausha syarikat kami.

Manager of another company: APA?!!! NAMA AWAK SIAPA?

Mr BELON: ER.NAMA SAYA BELON. (pause) BAYANG . (raise one eyebrow)

Manager of another company: Im sorry.. nama awak BELON??

Mr BELON: Ye saya.Nama saya BELON.

Manager of another company: HAHA!.Nama awak siapa?!!! HAHAH!

Mr BELON:(in an angry tone) NAMA SAYA BELON BAYANG!!! SAYA BELON!! BELON!! BAYANG!

Manager of another company: Amboi..janganlah awak marah..nanti awak melayang..

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hahaha!tu lagi satu merepek kerepek story.

ok ok last last.I cant help it lah!..
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Rrrring..rring..
Secrteary: ENCIK BELON.. ada panggilan buat kamu!

(no answers.saw a note on her manager's desk)

Secretary: Maaf Cik,Encik BELON sudah melayang ke Jakarta for his meeting.

(and i mean..LITERALLY MELAYANG..CUZ HE'S A BELON.)

hahaha! mengarot ar..


btw..The name BELON BAYANG is a fact.
im just doing a favour to publicise his name to make him famous.